What is Updick?
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An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.
"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."
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Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The..