What is Updick?
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An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.
"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."
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Random Words:
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something that looks unlike a penguin (i.e a computer animated one on an amusing but horribly fake short film)
'that penguin isnt ..
