Updick

What is Updick?


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An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"

"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."

See dick, douchebag, salesman


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