What is Updick?
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An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.
"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."
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Someone who types without looking.
I said, "How do you type so fast?" and she said, "I'm a hypnotypist.
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1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
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