What is Updog?
1.
undefinable, as it is only part of a joke
"Man, what did you do in here?... It smells like updog..."
"What's updog?"
"I don't know, Dawg, what's up wit you?"
2.
An accounting joke used to pass the time. Interns and non-native US citizens most at risk to fall for this term.
I hate it when the up-dog appears in our workpapers.
Intern: What is up-dog?
Laughter follows.
3.
used for a joke when people are bored.
Tony:"geez roxy, you look like updog"
Roxy:"What the fuck is updog?"
Tony:"not much dog, whats up with you?"
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4.
PHIL NOSHER: {in guys loker room} ay yall it smells like updog in here!
EVERYONE IN LOCKER ROOM: Whats updog?!?!?!?!?
PHIL NOSHER: nothing much my homies
ugh it smells like updog in here
dude u smell like updog
thats nasty it look like updog
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5.
A rubber device designed to reduce shock vibrations on tennis rackets.
Mike's updog is crucial to preventing tennis-elbow.
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6.
A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)
Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!
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7.
(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.
Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."
Worker 2: "Yep. You
rot . It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."
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