Updraft

What is Updraft?

When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.

Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class

Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft

See balls, fart, chuck norris, gooch, shart, ass parade

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