Upfart

What is Upfart?


1.

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?

Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)

Jon: Holy S*** (dies)

Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

See fart, up, ass, shit, asshole, smell, smelly, poop


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