What is Upfuck?
1.
1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."
1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.
See
2.
To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.
Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.
3.
A sexual position in which a standing male fucks a woman who is being hoisted, with no external supports (eg, walls), up to waist level.
"Hey Johnny, what's up?" asked Jane.
"My penis. Let's go upfuck, right here, right now."
