What is Upholstery?
1.
Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the
carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks
xkcd !)
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2.
Slang/meme for Armpit hair
Started by xkcd
I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery
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