Upholstery

What is Upholstery?

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes?

Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

See xkcd, carpet, drapes, woman, girl, guy

Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd

I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery

See hair, girl, slang, internet, xkcd

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