Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

Dreez

1. slang for "drink." So if one was practicing of the art of drinking, they would be dreezing. Can also be used to say "drun..

Cro Copped

1. To be knocked out or down by a roundhouse kick to the head. I cro copped his ass during that fight! See cro cop, mirko, fight, kick..

As Agreed

1. Pre-emptive acknowledgement of something that may or may not have been agreed. 1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion ..

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