Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

Flirking

1. A substitute for "fucking" I don't flirking vare!..

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1. another way to say fuck you through the internet. FUCK YOU! someone:bitch someone else: ..l.. >.< ..l.. -on the internet of ch..

Zedonkey

1. A mix between a Zebra and a Donkey That animal is called a Zedonkey. See okapi, zebra, donkey, animal, mammal..

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