Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

W***e

1. abbreviation for whore... person who wants to have sex with everyone except u!!! you are a fucking w***e See slut, skank, prostitute,..

Ridge Diner

1. Known to the locals as "The Ridge." The best Diner on the face of the earth. This diner is located in Park Ridge, New Jersey..

Jag Rag

1. a rag used to clean up the mess after jacking (jaggin) off i used alans bath towell for my jag rag and didnt tell him..

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