Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

Zuffle

1. To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex. After me ride I zuffled. 2. to wipe your cock on ..

Ploner

1. a mixture between a Plonker and a loner Ali is such a ploner See plonker, loner, twonk, billy, loser..

Egc

1. The EGC, or Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica, is the ecclesiastical arm of the OTO. The main event done by the EGC is the Gnostic Mass. See..

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