Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

Saler

1. One who hates on what's hip and trendy, but would rock it later when it's on sale and the trend is dead and forgotten. Check ..

Virtual Penis Size

1. The size of your e-penis. Your virtual penis size is this: NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE See vegan, hardcore, e-40, hyphie, loser, nigger..

Rofflepuss

1. To be cool. The opposite of not cool. Reject - "Look at the cool kids! They're so rofflepuss!" See cool, awesome, sick,..

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