Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

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