Upholsturbate

What is Upholsturbate?

To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.

I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. All that swedish furniture makes me want upholsturbate.

See sex, furniture, wack off, beat it, couch

68 Iou 1

1. 69er! duh. 68 IOU 1 68+1=69 IOU= i owe you..

Zender Bending

1. Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then..

Icky Pongoes

1. Something that is really disgusting and gross. Ugh, totally icky pongoes, that spider crawled right over my desk!..

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