What is Upi?
1.
Un-Identified Party Injury, Mysterious injuries discovered after a a period of intoxication.
This morning, I woke up with a UPI on my leg.
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2.
a word used in instant messaging when you accidently have your right hand fingers off by one on the home row on a qwerty keyboard.
you're
becomes
upi
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3.
1. Ugly Penis Itcher or Ugly Pussy Implant (or any combination) as a derogatory term against someone.
2. Specifically "ugly penis implant" definition refers to an especially fugly male.
* Credit to Paper Stacker (coolest mf around) in a game of facebook poker for accidentally typing "upi" for "you" - which got me thinkin of this.
1. STFU you stupid UPI!
2. Eww! Look at that sorry UPI.
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