Uplage

What is Uplage?

1.

used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down

me: uplage cat!

cat: fuck off!

or

me: dude uplage

dude: nah

See nah, cat, sofa, down

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