Upper Blumkin

What is Upper Blumkin?


1.

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

See blumkin, upper deck, blowjob, steamer, loaf


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