Upper Blumkin

What is Upper Blumkin?


1.

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

See blumkin, upper deck, blowjob, steamer, loaf


81

Random Words:

1. The sensation one gets from driving a volkswagen. The effect generated from powering through carefully calibrated german gears in a lux..
1. Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner. "So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You) See maths, j..
1. A goat like creature that lives on top of the Andes Mountains in Central America. "Look at that yakata up there on the mountain!&q..