Uppercunt Edit Meaning

1.

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.

Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!

2.

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.

1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"

See uppercunt, punch, cuntslap, cunt, bitch, violence

3.

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.

Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.

Phil - Oh cool.

Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.

See fisting, leeroy jenkins, punch, vagina, sex

4.

The act of punching a girl in the vagina. Also can be applied to a closed fist of with splayed fingers.

"The bitch gave me a dirty look, so I gave her a mean uppercunt."

See vagina, punch, cunt, uppercut, hit

5.

performing the uppercut fist onto and/or into a vaginal orifice; derived from famous comedian Dane Cook's "uppercut your taint"

_If you don't stop, I will uppercunt you.

_If you do not halt, I will have no choice but to punch your vagina.

See vagina punch

6.

A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.

She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.

See cunt-punt, vagina punch

7.

When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.

Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."

Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"

Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."

Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."

Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."

Mike: "Fuck yeah."

See uppercunt, uppercut