What is Upperdecker Blumpkin?
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the act of taking a shit in the top toilet tank while getting a fantastic blowjob and maybe a dick rub or two
I decided to take a upper decker in my friends toilet when a girl walked in on me and she decided to give me a upperdecker blumpkin.
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the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.
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Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball ..