What is Upportunity?
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Thoughts you have when you're high or drunk that seem insane when you're sober.
It's something you have to experience. Get fucked up on something--I'd suggest salvia mixed with liquor, and write down those intimate thoughts. Then read them when you're sober. You'll see the upportunity in the morning.
Crazy huh?
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