Upportunity

What is Upportunity?

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Thoughts you have when you're high or drunk that seem insane when you're sober.

It's something you have to experience. Get fucked up on something--I'd suggest salvia mixed with liquor, and write down those intimate thoughts. Then read them when you're sober. You'll see the upportunity in the morning.

Crazy huh?

See drunk, high, opportunity, salvia, liquor

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