Uprights Edit Meaning

1. The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth. I almost burne..

1. Someone who claims to be a Romeo, but isn't. God, Joel's such a Romenot. See romeo, dud, billy, d-man..

1. A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.) A play on the round peg/square hole analogy. So how'd it g..