What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick ..
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Larger than a donk. (yea its possible) So large that you can see it from the front
BB got a booku booty, way betta than DD's donk
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