What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagg..
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A word coined by a Mr. Shoe, or possibly, a Max on several different occasions. Online, and in real life.
TJ: Want to go to mall?
Max:..
