What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while..
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Rolling
On
Floor
Lauging
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
Im
Gonna
Get
A
Tumor.
Used for extreme lulz
Person 1: My mother died
Person ..
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n.1.a process of transforming that leads people into a states of being mentally and physically isolated to social rules and human socie..
