What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Random Words:
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an unbelieveable wedgie..may also be used as an unpickable wedgie
dude in the locker room this guy gave me an unwedgeable
. He hung me..
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dammed fagits
yall are some dammed fags..
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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused..
