What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Valiant feminist and indefatigable lesbian activist.
Real name: Mavis THOROUGHGOOD of Woodthorpe, Yorkshire, UK.
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A human being of the female gender who has a face that looks like it has been through at least four face fucks.
Your mother!
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A type of verbage associated with overzealous individuals who aim to show off or intimidate by discussing topics no one else understands..
