What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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ejaculating on one side of a face, and wiping feces on the other side
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Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.
Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear v..
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A respectable person who doesn/t like people that wear things from Hollister.
Usually for the simple fact that if someone is so obliv..
