What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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When one is pretending to be knowledgeable of a subject that they know nothing about.
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A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.
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