What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes.
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The police are coming; The police are here
"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
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