What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A combination of liberal and conservative.
That canidate is part of the conservalib party...
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To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna..
