What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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when you are so confused about emotions, that you have no clue what your thinking, and you are torn between your friends and someone of ..
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The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but..
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the act of fucking ones mother
me-i totally effed ur mom last night
See eff u, suck it..
