What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A person who loves to bang another individuals testicles.
Dammit, Jacob Mackenzie! Quit being a penis twirling ballbanger!
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Magical rays emanating from the hair of attractive Jewish women, with the ability to mesmerize Muslim men and render them sexually ensla..
