What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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The act of female mastrubation.
I cam home late last night and caught my girlfriend diddling her bug.
See rubbing one out, vagina, did..
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A way of asking "how do you feel?" in the manner of the great and powerful master Yoda himself.
Good, good, young one. How fe..