What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.
She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like..
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A man who is really really good looking, named after famous Salisbury University Alumni David Norfolk.
Girl 1- Wow that guy is hot!
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