Ups Express

What is Ups Express?


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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.

UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.

See ups, mail, panic, fedex


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