What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Mother fucking zombie apocalypse.
Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !"
Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*"
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to pound, nail, really give it to, etc. a wife, girlfriend, etc. after a prolonged period of separation (i.e. going home for summer, Fie..
