What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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a large breasted mammal, commonly depicted as an anorexic
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Dang, that dude...must be one of those...vanderhoovens!
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a reference to the Texas panhandle. Golden Spread has to do with the look of the "golden" grass all around.
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