What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A group of individuals between the ages of 18-25 who clam to be straight in sexual orientation, however when the desired amount of alcoh..
