What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"
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To make one do over again.
Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and ..
