What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Someone who is half Asian, half black.
From porch monkey and panda
"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the..
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Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.
The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.
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