What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A child conceived from having unprotected sex while on spring vacation in Florida.
Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, ..
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When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legend..
