What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A good-looking blow up doll one has sex with.
Man, that artificinal lady I banged was super hot!
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The gaylord in the middle of a homosexual threesome. He is simultaneously ass-fucking and being ass-fucked.
One fag says to the other:..
