What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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The act of two people having sex with sean's mom.
Beau and Erik high fived while sharing a jan sandwich.
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(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis
After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to disc..
