What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A wave of toilet water, usually containing human feces, that results when a toilet backs up and spills it's contents all over the b..
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A random but funny sound me and Angelle like to make.
Teacher: And class today were going to learn about the testicles....
Me: MERRRRR..