What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Bunch of dried up old has-beens who sit on the end of a phone pretending to be young and slim while guys on the other end of the phone j..
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Picking your nose and flipping it on the floor or dashboard of your friends car. When in your own car, you flip it out the window.
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