What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK..
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The act of rough lovemaking between conselting adults.
Joel and Sarah were making jiggy beast.
See sex, rough, hardcore..