What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
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n. a person from the middle east. Golden in complexion perfectly complemented with a rough black beard. many sand shrews can be found..
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A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.
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