What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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A huge source of random happiness and a more than hilarious sight!
Me and Aaron were totally watching a laughing baby on youtube last n..
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Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.
If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm go..