What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value..
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1. To drinkmore than necessary.
Sally: "What's wrong with you Ronnie? Did you over drink?"
Ronnie: "Do I look like..