What is Ups Express?
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.
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Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.
Cf. Chin slappers
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Pronounced: Meguh-CHiNUH-GAHSUM
One who is not chinesse, but looks chinesse and likes orgasmic jokes. Usually ultra lame and usually po..
