What is Ups Surprise?
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a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around like a UPS delivery man.
I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!
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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..