What is Ups Surprise?
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a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around like a UPS delivery man.
I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!
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A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on th..