Upside Down Longjohn

What is Upside Down Longjohn?

1.

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate

i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

See masterbate, strippers, beat off, jack off

89

Random Words:

Sideways Schmere

1. when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack. see: Premature pinch helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet..

Ice Rink

1. A small segment of Canadian territory. Popular location where individuals often come to receive temporary Canadian citizenship while en..

The Dirty Wet Willy

1. During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear. &quo..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free