What is Upside Down Pretzel Machine?


1.

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

See sex, fuck, vagina, awesome


68

Random Words:

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..
1. a twangy brand of rock music sung by cowboys who think they are hardcore rockers because they have distorted guitars countr is cowboys ..
1. An abreviation for Zero tolerance. Often used in rap for it's easily rhymable "tea" ending. Also happens to be the alia..