Upside Down Pretzel Machine

What is Upside Down Pretzel Machine?

1.

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

See sex, fuck, vagina, awesome

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