What is Upside Down Pretzel Machine?


1.

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

See sex, fuck, vagina, awesome


68

Random Words:

1. A good Shakespearean-sounding curse. Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to ..
1. a cool/sexy person that guy is the gebe..
1. A term used to describe a sneaky ass fucking dick face Look at Jeremy he is such an ass weasle. See fuck face, shithead, butt pirate, ..