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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..
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shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.
courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewe..
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a hot chick's male friend who you use in order to get close to her; the opposite of a cock blocker
Michael is going to be our cock..