Upstairs

What is Upstairs?


1.

refers to the mind or brain.

Betty-Sue: Hey, are you ready for that maths test?

Archibald: Should be OK, it's all upstairs.

See mind, brain, consciousness, sex, intellect, perception, memory

2.

VERB - An upstairs is when you remove the lid from the back of a toilet tank, and proceed to either piss and/or take a dump (the idea method) right into the clean water and put the lid back on. If done right, the turd will float around in the tank and foul water will come out when the toilet is flushed, and also in case of an emergency, the normally potable water in the tank cannot be consumed.

Dave did an upstairs in our bathroom, so thanks to that asshole now we won't have emergency water when the hurricaine hits.

See poison the well, fuck, sex

3.

A phrase commonly used by people of the Pakistani decent

"I don't want to go up there...up there?...up where...UPSTAIRS?"

See downstairs, curry, turban

4.

originating from NYC, meaning "uptown"

"yo we chillin upstairs tonight?"

"- aww man, not riverside again."

See downstairs, downtown, uptown, rusty trombone


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