What is Uptard?
1.
verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements
Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.
2.
1. To act in a manner of one level higher than a retard. 2. To give less than adequate effort causing a poor result.
Cody proved he was an uptard by tripping over himself catching a baseball.
3.
Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."
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