What is Uptime?
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The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working.
16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03, 0.02
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Social status measurement used by hopeless
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The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.
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