Uptime

What is Uptime?

1.

The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working.

16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03, 0.02

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2.

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.
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1. The plural form of 1337 H4x0r. H4x0r1: WTF??? No way... ur 2 good, ur a H4x0r, i know it H4x0r2: stfu ur H4xing 2, and btw im 1337 H4..
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Kayla Roden
1. No body likes her and she looks like a baboons buttocks. She hums really annoyingly and obsesses over women. She also has a severe dise..
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Apastolic
1. Common misspelled word Apostolic. Common mistake on many message boards on the internet. and if she isn't Pentecostal she knows h..
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