Upton Edit Meaning

1.

Uptons are lovely people.

You are lovely, you are such an Upton.

See hood-rat

2.

a small town in Massachusetts

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108

See town, massachusetts, boring

3.

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!

See hood-rat

4.

Dirty filthy stinking grass

See hood-rat