What is Upton?
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Uptons are lovely people.
You are lovely, you are such an Upton.
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a small town in Massachusetts
Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108
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A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.
I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!
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Dirty filthy stinking grass
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Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.
"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker ..
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an awesome way of describing how surprised you are by something
That blew the ebbelibons out of me.
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