Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Erape

1. One sided sexual talking via text messages, Instant messengers, internet, or any other form of technology. Dude, ths fifty year old man..

Otf Out The Front

1. type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side. I stabbed the thie..

Jertle

1. A person who looks like a jewish turtle due to their haircut. His haircut makes him look like a complete Jertle. When ones hair its sha..

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