Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?


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When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!


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