Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Ba Dum Chhh

1. The sound that you can with a drum set after a joke is told by playing to snare 8th notes with a bass drum on the first 8th note followe..

Millimetre

1. The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). A..

Puffed

1. a woed meaning angry or pissed off. steming from the term all puffed up. when I saw him checking out my chick I got puffed. See georg..

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