Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

One Eyed Pecker Wrecker

1. A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight assbut can also be used as a greeting or an insult. 1...

Queef Sucker

1. Queef: n. Similar to a fart. generally happens by women after having sex, the vagina will release air which has been pumped into the wom..

Zaclys Breath

1. When someones breath smells EXACTLY like there ass. Usually someone who rarely brushes teeth and or has terrible hygiene. Sam-- Damn du..

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