Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Zepptitude

1. Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin. - Dude, did you hear about that..

Jizzjacket

1. A condom to catch the Jizz release "hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket." I'm not fu..

Sweizch

1. A sexual act in which a man takes a dump and the woman uses the turd as a dildo. She may also make the sound of a porpoise or a siberian..

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