Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?


1.

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!


36

Random Words:

1. Similar to a psychobitch (see psychobitch)...but supplements some of her spare time through the practice of yoga... That crazy YOGABITC..
1. The famous couple, Joel Madden(lead vocals of Good Charlotteand the fucking hottest man on this planet, he makes my vagina throb.) and N..
1. The act of using an iPhone to gather information, like directions, movie times, etc. Person #1: Where's the nearest Best Buy? Per..
Book Banner