Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Slurfing

1. to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night. Billy needs ..

Hockey-slap

1. Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation. "If you don'..

Exagserbate

1. v. to overly exaggerate the endearing qualities of a woman while you masterbate all over her. Did you see the youtube clip where Peter ..

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