Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Pube In An Afro

1. Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro". Funny alte..

Roasted Cunt Muffin

1. domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry mrs. law is a prime example of a..

W00g

1. The term for an overwhelming victory over the opponent, in which he/she is completely humilated. Derived from the term w00t. "LOL..

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