Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Jaywalking

1. #1 Getting in the way of Specializer/Jay whilst he is doing something. #2 Pissing off Specializer/Jay. Examples of "Jaywalking&qu..

Beat Mission

1. Someone you want to have sex with by a certain time frame. Yo yo, Trishauna is my semester beat mission, I hope we fuck soon!..

Quafebutter

1. the milky-brown, viscous liquid that oozes out the anus after good, German buttsex. "Lionel totally got quafebutter all over him w..

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