Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

Ball Sweeper

1. When a woman has little unsightly hairs on her chin armed and ready to sweep the balls. see also cock duster] i'm not touching th..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Handling

1. Any physical sexual interaction between two individuals that is beyond the intention of friendship. Last night Natasha was handling the..

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