Ur Monkey

What is Ur Monkey?

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?

You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?

You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?

You: Doing ur monkey!

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Rusty Salmon

1. When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage. After I shat..

Quick Joe

1. To perform a Quick Joe is to cum into a woman's mouth quickly while she is yawning, without her necesarrily being ok with it. Can b..

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