Ur Mum Edit Meaning

1.

The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.

"This pizza is still warm"

"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".

See insult, mum, ur, say, nothing

2.

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.

Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

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3.

the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.

Person:Fuck U!

British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.

this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!

b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol

See ur, ur mom, your, momma, your mother

4.

"ur mum" is not ur actualy ur mum but a person that represents ur mum

it is used when you are really stoned or dont hav a good enough come back

Jon: what does my cooking taste like?

Michael: ur mum

See ur mum, your mum, mum, your, ur, Germans

5.

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard

A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!

See ur, mum, your, mom, mother

6.

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"

<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"

<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"

<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.

<cool people> oh arnt we original

<townie> aaaaha ur mum

7.

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult ' grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

See myke