Uranus Edit Meaning

1.

1. Uranus - a planet

2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus

2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

2.

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."

Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."

Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...

See uranus, pun, your, anus

3.

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.

Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.

Tom: What? What am I looking at now.

Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!

See pun, stupid, joke, planet, solar system

4.

1.seventh planet in our solar system.

2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.

Hey, I see Uranus

5.

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"

Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?

Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!

Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?

( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).

Erney: "What did I say"?

See bunghole, brown, eye, mavros

6.

The third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by mass,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). Uranus is pronounced your-anus by many, making it the butt (pun intended) of many jokes. Though many astronomers perfer to pronounce it yourunus.

Viewing Uranus in the sky through a telescope is basically looking at a blue ball with a black background.

See hydrogen, helium, planet, sun, astronomer

7.

1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.

2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above

3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".

Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate!

See castration, pain, childbirth, planet, cronos