Urban Armor

What is Urban Armor?


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morbidly obese inner city people,protected by adipose tissue fatcould be an example of Darwinism, survival of the fattest at least for short term.

from a unnamed big city E.R. E.R. doc says to nurse bullet lodged in her flank, missed all her vital organs saved by her urban armor. another example ,is Lane Bryant shooting fashion for big women the lone survivor played possum after being shot in the fat part of her neck.

See flak jacket, suit of armor


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