What is Urban Cockrel?
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Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).
Ive been woken by the urban cockrel. (I've been woken by someone emitting a large fart).
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Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.
Last night, I was pu..