Urban Cowboy

What is Urban Cowboy?


1.

A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften times they wear shirts of the American flag that says "these colors don't run" and say things like "If you don't like America, then you can get out!" Generally they smoke and drink and often times wear cowboy hats or Nascar hats. Though it sounds like I'm trying to depict these guys in a negative way, I am actually quite fond of them, especially the ones who I think offer a lot of "white trash wisdom", like the 'Stranger' in the movie 'The Big Lebowski' when he says "sometimes you eat the barn, and sometimes the barn eats you". Many of these guys are quite smart, despite their gruffish exterior.

Mickey Rourke played an excellent depiction of an urban cowboy gone wrong in the movie "Spun"

See redneck, crystal meth, ugly kid joe

2.

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN

Bullshit-> Psycho Bitch -> KKK-> Hillbillies-> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

3.

A 1980 movie starring John Travolta and Debra Winger about an oil fielder who thinks he is a cowboy and hangs around at Gilley's bar.

"Bud Davis" is the Urban Cowboy

4.

When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.

I can't believe I recieved an urban cowboy from my co-worker.

5.

a man or boy that likes older women around their 40's

That woman listing to Tim McGraw and washing dishes for her family makes me want ot be an URBAN COWBOY


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