Urban Crawler

What is Urban Crawler?


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An thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. Grew up in free lovewith a great body that is hitting the skids from self indulgence. Engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. Creepsfor males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.She spends her money on boob jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. Dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho'.

"Did you see that boobed-out, urban crawler try to push up on me?"

See free love, creeps, boob job, ho', push up


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