What is Urban Deer?
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An urban deer is a person or individual daring to cross the city street outside of the crosswalk.
This "deer" is often seen running across ghetto streets dodging cars like bullets.
The individual acts without thought or care for their own life, assuming cars will stop for them... sometimes, theyre wrong.
Last night I had to jamb on my brakes as an urban deer sprinted across the street in front of me. Luckily he smiled, otherwise I wouldnt have seen him coming.
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