Urban Dicktionary

What is Urban Dicktionary?


1.

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on slangdefine instead.

See Katsu

2.

When the people that "approve" the definitions of slangdefine don't approve your clever submissions.

I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.

See rude, slangdefine, annoyed, slang, common

3.

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.

Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.

See lame, shame, same, dumb, unoriginal, cliche

4.

A person who either goes on Urban Dictionary too much, or adds to Urban Dictionary too much, and is thereby a fanboy for it. They also find things out for the first time here.

Urban Dicktionary: Hey, did you no "wigger" means "wannabe gangster?!"

White Girl: *Is coke*

Wigger: No wai! WTFLOL

See dickhead, dick, fanboy, faggot, ignorant

5.

What slangdefine has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.

Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: slangdefine. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.

See gooness, kindness, prejudice, slangdefine

6.

Urban Dictionary for gays, lesbians, trannys and those with a disturbing sexual nature.

"Oh Jesus Christ, I forgot to check my Urban Dicktionary account yesterday!"

See urban, dicktionary, urban dictionary, dick, sex


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