Urban Dicrastination

What is Urban Dicrastination?


1.

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).

Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”

Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”

Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”

Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”

Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”

Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”

Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”

Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”

See procrastination, procrastinate, urban dictionary, lazy, waste, time, stall


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