What is Urban Fox?
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The Fox is a beautiful creature best seen in the wild, the urban fox is the same creature that has moved into the city. From a distance they look the same, however upon closer inspection these animals tend to be covered in scars with fur hanging off, and are generally found eating from rubbish bins.
In a night club "That girl over there looks like a fox" goes over to chat her up, then returns quickly "My mistake she is a urban fox"
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A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these..
