Urban Missionary

What is Urban Missionary?

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.

She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.

She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"

Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

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