What is Urban Missionary?
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A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
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