Urban Missionary

What is Urban Missionary?

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.

She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.

She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"

Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

See urban, missionary, slang, sex

Veg Head

1. One who does not consume meat. AKA a vegetarian "Woah man you don't eat meat!?!" "Yah.. I'm a veg head"..

Jigford

1. Male genitalia. The penis. I'ma kick that bastard square in the jigford. See wang, dick, cock, johnson..

Knobish

1. a description of behaviour typical to that of a knob(in the insulting person) his behaviour was knobish See knobish, nob, nobish..

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