Urban Riddles Edit Meaning

1. Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis. R. Kelly didn't go to j..

1. The Best city in the world, Also the capital city of The Republic of Somaliland It sooooo pretty reminds me of Hargeisa..

1. occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..