Urban Slacker

What is Urban Slacker?


1.

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement

b) trying to learn how to understand his kids

c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.

“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about slangdefine, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”

See office, time whore, office slackie, office slacker, boring, co-worker, door bore


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