Urban Smurf

What is Urban Smurf?


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A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf

Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you

Boy: You can't even reach my ankles

Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

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