Urban Spaceman

What is Urban Spaceman?


1.

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed

I've got everything I need

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly

I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure

I don't feel pain

If you were to knock me down

I'd just get up again

I'm the urban spaceman babe and

I'm making out

I'm all about

I wake up every morning

with a smile upon my face

My natural exuberance

spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman

I'm intelligent and clean

Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none

It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down

I've never made a boob

I'm a glossy magazine

an advert in the tube

I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist

I don't exist

See too good, perfect, ideal, excellent, perfection, flawless

2.

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist

I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

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