What is Urban Turding?
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The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
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A disease characterized by the condition of a very small penis.
Poor Little John. He suffers from itty-bitty dicky ticulitis.
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when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
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