What is Urbandics?
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The assholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
What an urbandic(k), I bet he hasn't spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.