Urbanity

What is Urbanity?


1.

That ineffable quality exhibited by all those who are associated with the Urban Dictionary.

It was a dismal, rainy Sunday afternoon in the outer suburbs of Helmscott, West Virginia, as the four friends foregathered for fun in the decrepit surroundings of Engelbert's garden shed.

"Let's look up FUCK in the Urban Dictionary," suggested Hazel, brightly, as they clustered uncomfortably around the ancient, steam-driven computer. "Just for something to do," she added, defensively, as the three boys stared at her.

"I'll bet there's 117 definitions of that there dirty word!" exclaimed Laurence the Lizard, evidently excited by the intellectual challenge. "What do the rest of yous reckon?"

"If I had $10, I'd wager that amount on the correct total being 492," responded Thoughtful Thomas, fingering the zit on his chin.

"7,261!" chipped in Engelbert, "and I'd put $20 on that considered estimate, if I had it."

"You're all wrong," declared Hazel, having meanwhile completed the necessary research, "the answer is .......* - not including the ...** who spelled the word as PHUCK. And," she concluded, abandoning the computer and now reclining in the least filthy of the four corners of the homely hovel, "I am herewith removing my knickers. Laurence, you're first; the rest of you can draw lots as to who's next - or just look up URBANITY while you're waiting."

ref">raza, viva, mexicano, gringo

2.

viva la raza is mexican for long live the hood

Phrase a mexican wrestler that died used a lot wen he was alive

eddie.G: Viva la raza!

Crowd: Eddie! eddie! eddie!

See mexican, mexico


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