Urection

What is Urection?


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A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"

Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

See morning wood, pee boner


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