Urgemeter

What is Urgemeter?


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An intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, homo erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same sex.

"shit, I can't believe I let myself get pineconed by Huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a Jimmy Dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his basement. He obviously couldn't control his urgemeter again"...

See homoism, wrestling


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