What is Urgemeter?
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An intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, homo erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same sex.
"shit, I can't believe I let myself get pineconed by Huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a Jimmy Dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his basement. He obviously couldn't control his urgemeter again"...
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The way Caleb Scholle carresses testicles while performing fellatio
Me: "Hey Caleb...jibblies?"
Caleb: "Mindin 'em..
