What is Urgent Pirate?
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When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.
That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!
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An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
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A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used ..
