Uri Gellar

What is Uri Gellar?


1.

What the hell?

He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!

Telepathic bastard.

Uri (in dumbass foreign/english voice) - how old is that dog? i think no i can sense that he is nine years old.

Some girl - The dog is three years old.

See GirlSkater

2.

uri gellar is a motherf**king spoon lover HEHE

omg u r a spoon lover


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