What is Uribe?
1.
Best President
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and
Deeply hated by
"We're short of ammo, supplies, manpower and kidnapped people. PLEASE DON'T REELECT URIBE!" - FARC gueriillas
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish
Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
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2.
an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.
Damm, look at those Uribes over there at in-n-out! Yummy(:
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3.
A homosexual individual who refers to himself as being 'straight', or 'not homosexual'. While maintaining the misconception that peers or others in society are homosexual when in reality, he/she is the individual with homosexual behavior.
"Hey Uribe, you wanna play some halo?
"What! Oh you freakin' punt! You are gay....Yea let's go spawn kill those monkeys."
(also see Uribe Complex)
4.
Entire name: Álvaro Uribe Vélez.
Current president of Colombia, and close friends with Salvatore Mancusso and Carlos Castaño, heads of the AUC, a Colombian paramilitary group.
Recently he supported the Irak war campaign of USA president George W.
Uribe is a drugdealer.
Uribe is an assassin.
The "Uribito" doll is an exact image of Álvaro Uribe: lots of head, all empty.
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