Uricle Edit Meaning

1. A girl who has applied a shiny or thick lip gloss to her lips. Hey jizz lips i heard your mouth got streched this weekend. Girl: check..

1. The drinks you have to buy a chick before you get any fucking hell i had to pay an 8 vodka and coke cunt tax lastnight before i got any..

1. Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies. After I ate T..