Urlacher

What is Urlacher?


1.

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart

2. adj. beast

3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.

Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.

See beast, unstoppable, awesome, brick wall, linebacker

2.

A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!

" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."

See fatty, muffin top, whore, rbv, slop tart

3.

1. To strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.

2. To break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.

3. To be crushed or destroyed.

4. To go bankrupt.

That Mazda Miata was urlachered by that Hummer.

See smash, collision, urlacher, destroy

4.

1. undersized

2. soft

3. wimp

4. pansy

he's such an urlacher, he'll get knocked out in the 1st round

See linebacker, bears, mike, chicago, football


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