What is Urnent?
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A vague word that is perfect for any instance in which another word is not perfectly suited. Akin to the infamous "snoogins" terminology from our Dynamic Duo. However, urnent sometimes connotes befuddlement in the face of extreme ignorance. Created by the cool kids at Emerson Elementary School.
1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"
2) Two friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"
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